Available in an array of colors and ready to house your kid’s PB&J, is the Lego Lunch Box. And if you decide to forego the requisite juice box, this lunch carrier comes complete with a LEGO-headed thermos.
You’ve tried passive-aggressive refrigerator notes and anti-theft lunch bags. Still, sticky-fingered co-workers insist on stealing your chicken salad sandwich. The Organ Transport Lunch Cooler by ThinkGeek is here to help.
Perhaps the thought of coming face-to-face with a spleen may finally be enough to keep your lunch safe. And no worries about what your office mates will think of you for bringing an organ to work. After your series of less than subtle fridge notes, everyone thinks that you’re a psycho anyway.
Not your average meat-in-a-can, Gastronomie Le Naked Lunch claims that their mystery meat will at least be gourmet.
Made by Quebec-based Conserverie Artisanale, you can now impress all of your French-Canadian camping buddies with options such as Smoked Meat de Canard, Choucroute Alsacienne (sauerkraut and sausage), and Pâté Chinois de Gibier (Quebecois shepherd’s pie). Putain de merde!
When passive-aggressive emails and refrigerator notes fall short—it might be time for a new and more creative method of getting co-workers to stop stealing your lunch.
Anti-Theft Lunch Bags are zip-lock sandwich bags designed with green mold-like splotches printed on both sides. Although this might be effective in deterring some low-level office thieves—the more aggressive ones will surely investigate further and upon discovering the trickery will only be encouraged to eat your dessert too.
Although temporarily out of stock, more information on buying the Anti-Theft Lunch Bags can be found here.
[via The Awesomer]