Move over, Facebook and Twitter… You’re just full of baby pictures and sober people.

LIVR, a new social media concept, looks to change all of that, with an app that can only be accessed when drunk. The app comes equipped with a breathalyzer that will only grant access to those who provide a worthy BAC.

And, if that concept does not seem ridiculous enough — picture a bar full of drunk assholes blowing into their phone, so they can let everyone in their network know how drunk they are and that they love you, man.

Features of LIVR include a Truth or Dare game, Drunk Dial of another random LIVR user, and a Blackout feature that will erase all evidence of your night.

Unsurprisingly co-founded by two young Brooklynites who regularly partake in what they call “drink and thinks,” they currently seek funding for the app. Please watch the video below, and let us know how many times your eyes roll in the process…

UPDATE: We were hoping that this would turn out to be an elaborate hoax — you know, for humanity’s sake. And indeed it is. Please go about your regularly scheduled drunk Facebooking.

[link, via designtaxi]