When kids are hungry, feeling creative, and/or they’re going through their processed lunch-meat period — stuff like Bologna Wall Art happens.
Brought to us by Kyoot Kids, the case of the missing bologna is solved, when it’s discovered that the bologna is now on exhibit in the hallway.
The best part is that the little artists created an ever-evolving piece — removing a meat-sphere, taking a bite, and then re-sticking it for us to enjoy.
[link, via Incredible Things]
Who would’ve ever thought that letting kids around Gordon Ramsay was a good idea? However, on MasterChef Junior, where aspiring young cooks perform for the yelly foul-mouthed Brit, Ramsay actually shows signs of being quite magnanimous and nurturing.
However, because the internet exists, YouTube member Sam Wilber shows us what it would look like if Ramsay spoke to these impressionable kids, the same way that he emotionally destroys adults. This video shouldn’t be as funny as it is… but it is.
NSFW language ahead…
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If you need a throw rug for your kid’s room, and they’re just not sophisticated enough for bear skin, then you might consider a DIY Cookie Monster Rug.
Brought to us by Instructables member, mikeasaurus, the small area rug is made easily with some blue shag fabric, white yarn and black buttons for eyes.
Perfect for your kids to lounge on while they eat cookies… or just to pretend that they hunted a Muppet.
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Are you trying to get the kids to eat their salads, but they don’t like your fancy vinaigrettes or low-fat bleu cheese dressings?
Funagrette, by Chef Kidd’s, to the rescue!! Kids can now have their own salad-enhancers, better suited for their under-developed and questionable palates. Kids can stop putting actual peanut butter and jelly on their salads with PB&J Funagrette. Or, they can choose from Cheesy Pizza, Cocoa Berry, Lime Rickey, or Honey Berry.
Enjoy your new awesome salads, kids.
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Do you have a finicky eater in the hizzouz? The Dinner DJ is here to get your little MC to eat.
The plate and utensil set comes with a melamine plate that looks like a record, a tone arm multi-utensil, adjustable knobs and a turntable placeholder.
Kids will be happy to sit at their new wheel of steel, while they scratch up some lunch… right after you explain to them what a record is.
[link, via Incredible Things]
