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There are few things we can do to make terrible food less terrible. And, if you try to make this questionable food “fancy,” then it only makes it look like you’re trying too hard.
Reddit’s Shittyfoodporn Channel is an assemblage of these culinary fails — with dishes that mean well, but ultimately have no reason to exist. There’s also an awful lot of hot dogs and mac and cheese in this series. Hopefully your lunch today turns out better.
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If you’re looking to add some savory to your pancakes, or you’re having a few five-year-olds over for brunch… Hot Dog Pancakes are here to help.
Brought to us by CHOW, the pancakes are easy enough to make, by placing slices of your wiener on one side of the pancake and flipping as usual. Pass the syrup and mustard.
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Welcome to your new favorite time-waster, and you’re welcome. Hot-Dog Legs is a new Tumblr blog that parodies the ubiquitous summer leg shots that haunt your social media feed. Just try to guess which ones are actual legs, and which are simply tube meat.
Some human legs are easy to spot — goosebumps and feet are a dead giveaway… But the hot dogs with beads of sweat/pork fat might throw you off. Good luck, and let us how you do.
Uneven hot dog slices, ARRRGGHH!! We know you’ve suffered way too long — so something called The Dog Dicer is here to help. Simply place a wienie in this contraption, press down, and beautiful evenly-sliced hot dogs are all yours.
No longer will the kids snicker at your knife skills when you throw these perfect slices in their mac and cheese. The Dog Dicer will also do food items such as celery, grapes, and other elongated fruits… But we honestly don’t see the point. We’re all about the dogs.
If only making hot dogs was as easy as burning your bread. Well, now it is. The Hot Dog Toaster will not only cook up your tube meat with the simple press of a button, but it will also toast your buns just like a regular meatless toaster.
It holds up to two weinies and buns, and has a convenient drip tray for easy clean-up. Might we suggest you empty the grease tray more often than you do the crumb tray.
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