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These Food Pun Greeting Cards Will Help Get The Point Across

When you just don’t have the words, or you’d rather express yourself via a folded piece of cardstock, these punny greetings cards are here to help.

Brought to us by Brooklyn-based Greet ‘N’ Potatoes [nice!], each card is food or beverage-themed, and contains letter-pressed illustrations by Merrily Grashin.

Whether you’re trying to offer season’s greetings, express your feelings to a loved one, or apologize for screwing up — skip the face-to-face and let the card say it for you.

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[link, via First We Feast]

Gordon Ramsay’s Greatest Insults In Greeting Card Form

If you’re the type who still likes to send greeting cards to people, especially the ones you hate, there may be no better way to say what’s on your mind, than with Gordon Ramsay’s Insult Cards.

Brought to us by Alex Finnis over at BuzzFeed, the usually benign piece of folded cardstock now becomes a perfect way to passive-aggressively eviscerate your enemies.

Whether they are truly a “F@cking Donkey,” an “Idiot Sandwich,” or deserve a “kick in the nuts,” Ramsay’s zingers will help do the talking for you. Just like Hallmark does on Valentine’s Day.