If Gordon Ramsay Yelled At Kid Chefs The Same Way He Does Adults (NSFW)

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Who would’ve ever thought that letting kids around Gordon Ramsay was a good idea? However, on MasterChef Junior, where aspiring young cooks perform for the yelly foul-mouthed Brit, Ramsay actually shows signs of being quite magnanimous and nurturing.

However, because the internet exists, YouTube member Sam Wilber shows us what it would look like if Ramsay spoke to these impressionable kids, the same way that he emotionally destroys adults. This video shouldn’t be as funny as it is… but it is.

NSFW language ahead…

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Gordon Ramsay’s Greatest Insults In Greeting Card Form

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If you’re the type who still likes to send greeting cards to people, especially the ones you hate, there may be no better way to say what’s on your mind, than with Gordon Ramsay’s Insult Cards.

Brought to us by Alex Finnis over at BuzzFeed, the usually benign piece of folded cardstock now becomes a perfect way to passive-aggressively eviscerate your enemies.

Whether they are truly a “F@cking Donkey,” an “Idiot Sandwich,” or deserve a “kick in the nuts,” Ramsay’s zingers will help do the talking for you. Just like Hallmark does on Valentine’s Day.

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