Unbelievable Spreads Besides ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter’

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If you still can’t believe it’s not butter, then you probably question the authenticity of all condiments and spreadable foodstuffs.

Artist Gemma Correll has come up with a few of these questionable items with her comic, More Unbelievable Spreads. Just beware of fake hummus… that stuff’s no joke.

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What Girl Scout Cookies Would Look Like If They Were Evil Treats

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All year, we anticipate seeing those adorable little Girl Scouts in front of the supermarket, peddling their delicious cookies. But what if, instead of filling our lives and bellies with joy, Girl Scout Cookies were made made to spread misery and despair?

Artist Gemma Correll provides a visual on this unfortunate scenario, with Bad Girl Scout Cookies. Whether your boss forces you to buy a few boxes of their daughter’s Drag-A-Longs or Soylent Clusters — at least you’ll be helping to teach these young women some responsibility and entrepreneurism. Even if it’s at the expense of your colon.

[link, via Laughing Squid]

Decoding Your Menu, A Fun Illustrated Guide For Restaurant Patrons

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If those little icons on your restaurant menu get confusing, it’s ok. Illustrator Gemma Correll is here to help, with a handy illustrated guide, Decoding your Menu.

Although you’ll probably never get to see a pentagram, which would allow you to pick from a Heavy Metal Menu… You never know when you’ll need to be careful about your Peanuts™ allergy.

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