Because all we’ve ever wanted was endless Ranch dressing. Today, our dreams come true, thanks to the Hidden Valley Ranch Fountain.
Whether you’re holding carrot sticks, broccoli, or are one of those people who puts Ranch on their pizza — get in line and run that stuff under the flowing stream of awesomeness.
Although the fountain has a price tag of $100, it also comes with a year’s supply of Hidden Valley Ranch… so, like, a few hours worth. Or, you can get bedazzled bottles of Hidden Valley Ranch and be all fancy-like.