A Romantic Man Sent His Girlfriend A Dozen Flours

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Welsh gentleman and romantic, Richard Selway, took full advantage of a good sense of humor and homophones, sending his girlfriend a dozen flours.

Figuring the delivery was a joke, Paige-Ellen Williams almost sent the Tesco delivery man away, before confirming the romantic gesture with her boyfriend via text.

Hopefully, just for being a first-class wiseass, Richard got at least some pie out of the deal.

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[link, via Mashable]

The KFC Chicken Corsage Exists

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You finally got up the nerve to ask that girl that’s way out of your league to prom. So, don’t ruin the big night with an ordinary corsage that doesn’t contain fried chicken.

The KFC Chicken Corsage is here to make a good first impression at your date’s parents’ house. And, including the Colonel’s original recipe on the corsage will let them know that you’re a considerate young man.

The KFC Chicken Corsage is real, and available for $20, chicken not included. It comes with a KFC gift card, so you can add any recipe/chicken part you’d like. You’ll probably still have to have her home by 11 — but at least they’ll be something to eat in the limo.

[link, via AdFreak]

Please Don’t Pick The McDonald’s Ad

Artist Sean Click may have recently created the most coddled McDonald’s ad ever. The golden arches were created using the act of seed bombing and California Poppies — the state flower. The ad is therefore protected under California law, and is illegal to pick at, destroy, or dig up — making the ad seemingly eternal. No mention of how poppies hold up to smog and road pollution.

[link, via The Next Web]