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Denny’s Fried Cheese Melt Sandwich Has Built-In Mozzarella Sticks

August 11, 2010 by Chris Durso 1 Comment

Need to turn a grilled cheese sandwich into something horrifying? There’s an app for that.

Denny’s, which for years has taken liberties with what should actually be considered food, has now blurred the lines between appetizer and main course. Their new Fried Cheese Melt is a grilled cheese sandwich embedded with four mozzarella sticks.

Priced at a reasonable $4 — it’s served with french fries (sure, why not?) and a side of marinara sauce.

During this ongoing grosser-than-gross contest that began with the KFC Double Down and appeared to reach its pinnacle with Friendly’s Grilled Cheese Burger Melt — Denny’s latest entry is actually sort of lame.

However for a mere $4 dollars it should be successful, considering its assumed target demographic — broke and stoned college co-eds.

[via Eater]

Michelangelo’s David Comes To America, Gets Fat

July 6, 2010 by Chris Durso Leave a Comment

In a new ad campaign for Freshii, Michelangelo’s David visits the states and adopts the irresponsible eating habits of Americans. Poking fun at the collective obesity of the US — Freshii hopes to promote its healthy, fast-food alternative.

On the bright side, and not unlike some American males — David’s new hanging belly will eventually cover his private parts, which have been laughed at for centuries.

[via That’s Nerdalicious]