KFC’s Cheese Top Burger is Doing it Wrong

As we await confirmation on exactly what’s going on here, we’ll tell you what we know so far. KFC Philippines has unveiled something called the Cheese Top Burger. And, besides the uninspired name, someone over at KFC apparently couldn’t be bothered to open the bun before melting the cheese.

OK, this just in… The cheese is melted on top of the burger on purpose. And, the “burger” is actually a chicken patty with garlic Parmesan dressing — again, cheese on the outside.

I’m glad we cleared this up, because KFC was looking really silly there for a second.

[link, via HuffPo]

Do-It-Yourself Candy Hamburgers

Create your own horrifying miniature fast food meal with Happy Kitchen Candy Hamburgers. The kit — which is unsurprisingly a product of Japan — includes all of the “ingredients” needed for the science experiment. “Bake” your own buns, “fry” up some french fries, and even mix your own ketchup.

Oh, and there’s a video. Prepare to have your lunch ruined.

[link, via The Presurfer]

The Bacon Milkshake Exists

Stop using your own bacon and ice cream, and get yourself to Jack In The Box, pronto. Part of a new campaign, “If you like bacon so much, why don’t you marry it?”, the Bacon Shake is for a limited time. Try not to be too discouraged that they’re actually using some kind of bacon-flavored syrup [argh!] and not actual pork. Perhaps you should keep your blender handy after all.

[via Eater]