Watch This Dude Eat Two Cactuses

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Once we can get past why anyone would do such a thing… Watch and cringe at the sight of competitive eater Kevin Strahle, aka L.A. Beast, attempt to eat two spiky cacti.

Out of the gate, Strahle appears to be in incredible discomfort, until he ultimately succumbs to the plant’s spikiness. More like ‘L.A. Least,’ amirite? Please watch this.

[link, via First We Feast]

Watch This Competitive Eater Consume Michael Phelps’ 12,000 Calorie Daily Diet

The last time we visited competitive eater Furious Pete, he was trying to ruin Nutella for us. Now, he’s showing some Olympic spirit by ingesting swimmer Michael Phelps’ entire daily diet in one sitting.

Now if only competitive eating can become an Olympic event. Perhaps it could replace trampolining, or ping pong.

[via HuffPo]