Burger King Will Help Protect Your Kid From Bullying

Bullying is a serious issue. So if you’re going to send your kid to school with the bully-bait that is McDonald’s french fries, at least teach them to protect themselves. If you can’t afford karate lessons, a strategically-placed Burger King logo should ward off any lunchtime muggings. Apparently even schoolyard thugs hate Burger King fries — seen here in this German spot for McDonald’s.

Of course, the problem with McDonald’s fries… no random onion rings. Let the french fry debate begin!

[link, via Copyranter]

Michelangelo’s David Comes To America, Gets Fat

Fat David, Freshii AdIn a new ad campaign for Freshii, Michelangelo’s David visits the states and adopts the irresponsible eating habits of Americans. Poking fun at the collective obesity of the US — Freshii hopes to promote its healthy, fast-food alternative.

On the bright side, and not unlike some American males — David’s new hanging belly will eventually cover his private parts, which have been laughed at for centuries.

[via That’s Nerdalicious]