Bullying is a serious issue. So if you’re going to send your kid to school with the bully-bait that is McDonald’s french fries, at least teach them to protect themselves. If you can’t afford karate lessons, a strategically-placed Burger King logo should ward off any lunchtime muggings. Apparently even schoolyard thugs hate Burger King fries — seen here in this German spot for McDonald’s.

Of course, the problem with McDonald’s fries… no random onion rings. Let the french fry debate begin!

[link, via Copyranter]