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Mother of dragons, that’s a nice burger!! The Kaleesi Burger is inspired by Game of Thrones and Daenerys Targaryen — the kaleesi (wife) of Khal Drogo and the “Mother of Dragons.”
Brought to us by PornBurger, the stack consists of a 12-grain bun, shiitake mushroom ‘bacon’, beet gratin, and Red Dragon cheese. Fit for any wedding — red or purple.
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Burger sneakers are nothing new. Nonetheless, End Clothing recently teamed up with Saucony to bring us the Saucony Shadow 5000 Burger.
Taking a bit more subtle approach than the previous burger kicks, the nubuck and suede uppers merely borrow from a hamburger’s color palette — reinforcing the theme with just a little stitched burger on the tongue. Mmmm… Burger on the tongue.
Oh, where was I? Oh right, the sneakers… They’ll be available to purchase in a few days here, so you can make all of your other meat-eating friends swoon.
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We always assumed that Super Mario was a vegetarian, with all the mushroom consumption and all. However, if our mustachioed video game hero was to indulge in meat, we assume he’d want to consume one of his nemeses.
Koopa Troopa Bacon Turtle Burgers are brought to us by Instructables user, canida. The technique to make your own involves some burger meat, buns, bacon, hot dogs and food coloring. You can be chowing down, or stomping on your own turtle burgers in no time.
Play the Super Mario Bros. theme while you eat, for extra geek points.
If you need a quick 10,000 calories, and you like burgers inspired by your kid’s TV shows — The Ulti-Meatum has arrived.
Inspired by what The Regular Show calls, “the best burger in the world,” it features one burger encased in meat and then sandwiched by two more burgers. Sound confusing? So is The Regular Show… Perhaps your kids can explain.
The burger monstrosity is brought to us by Corinne Clarkson of Mister Eaters in Lancashire, UK. The best part, is that it’s free if you can finish the entire thing.
[link, via First We Feast]
As if there was a way for pie to get any better — try rolling out the crust with a Burger and Fries Embossed Rolling Pin.
Created by Poland-based Valek Rolling Pins, your new favorite dough flattener is stamped with a series of cute little fast food combo meals.
Although Valek offers a number of different patterns on their rolling pins, and will even personalize one for you, burgers and fries cookies or pie sounds pretty awesome.
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