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For the hockey-loving grill master who has everything, there’s the Hockey Stick BBQ Set. Made from genuine repurposed hockey sticks, the set includes a spatula, fork and tongs.
Just don’t burn the burgers again, or you go to the box for two minutes and feel shame. Available here.
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We know how you feel… It’s rib-eating season and you’re dreading the excessive napkin use and dry cleaning bills. Well, worry no more, because Rib Stain Camo is here to help. Already patterned with rib sauce stains, the shirt will allow you to drip all you want — sans napkins and bib.
Bonus… Because it’s a cotton t-shirt, Rib Stain Camo is easily washable. Or, don’t wash it all, no one will ever know. Now we just need some Rib Stain Camo pants, and we can ditch the lap napkin too. But please, Rib Stain Camo… Can you make the pants with an elastic waist? Asking for a friend.
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If you get all defensive about barbecuing, and you have a slight lack of self-awareness, there’s the Tactical BBQ Apron. Flare-up? No problem. A burger needs flipping? The situation is under control, people.
The Tactical BBQ Apron keeps everything handy, so you’ll be ready for some serious summer warfare. Or, if you’d simply like to appear tougher while you grill your cedar plank salmon and asparagus. Available here.
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Real world problem… You live in an apartment and dig grilled meats. No room for an actual grill? No problem. The Bruce Handrail Grill is a neat solution for the balcony-dwelling, space-impaired. Just hang it, light it, and you’ll be cooking as if you’re a slave to a mortgage in no time. Check it out here.
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Picture this… Instead of a small robot that vacuums your carpets, one that’s more than happy to clean the mess on your dirty outdoor grill. The Grillbot Grill Cleaning Robot is a brilliant solution to our disdain for cleaning our BBQ.
A simple push of a button sends the bot scurrying about, scrubbing away all that charred meat and the burnt-on marinades from last summer.
The Grillbot will be available in June in three different colors. Two models will retail for $69.95 to $99.95.
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