We know how you feel… It’s rib-eating season and you’re dreading the excessive napkin use and dry cleaning bills. Well, worry no more, because Rib Stain Camo is here to help. Already patterned with rib sauce stains, the shirt will allow you to drip all you want — sans napkins and bib.

Bonus… Because it’s a cotton t-shirt, Rib Stain Camo is easily washable. Or, don’t wash it all, no one will ever know. Now we just need some Rib Stain Camo pants, and we can ditch the lap napkin too. But please, Rib Stain Camo… Can you make the pants with an elastic waist? Asking for a friend.

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