Quinoa, long considered a super-food, is now a super-booze. Quinoa Vodka exists, and appears to be aimed at anyone on a clear-booze and grain diet, or snooty vodka connoisseurs looking for a complete protein.
Created with fair-trade Bolivian quinoa, the French vodka is 40% ABV. Mix it with other fair-trade, artisanal ingredients to make the most pretentious cocktail ever. Then, over drinks, you can impress your less-refined guests with your knowledge of fair-trade, complete amino acid chains, and how it’s pronounced ‘keen-wa.’