The Reusable Brown Paper Bag

Brown bag it every day and awesomely with the Reusable Brown Paper Bag. Made from tear-proof and leak-resistant Tyvex, you’ll never have to feel shame about having to pack your own lunch, or that you’re just too old to be carrying a lunch box. And the insulating properties of Tyvex will keep your foodstuffs protected and your drinks cool. You’re too old for a thermos too.

[link, via The Awesomer]

An Unappetizing Music Video Made of Food

The latest entry into our edible music video collection is by Canadian band Zeus. The band, seen here as meat puppets, uses their sandwich roll hands to strum on spaghetti strings, chicken drumsticks as actual drumsticks, and keeps time with a meringue hi-hat. But unlike the previous music videos that we’ve covered here, which were whimsical and hunger-inducing, Zeus’ video is disturbing and creepy and makes me not want to finish lunch.

And if you’re going to be an ensemble of foodstuffs — try not to invite a pack of dogs to the jam session.

[link, via Eater]

Foodiggity’s Best of The Week, 3/26-3/30

Gross Soda, Bacon Coffins, and Hamburger Eyes… It’s Foodiggity’s Best of The Week.

Bottle of Dog Drool anyone?Totally Gross Soda
What a hunk of junk foodChocolate Millennium Falcon
Never forget againMy Bologna Has A First Name
Eat your wordsThe Cookbook That Turns Into A Lasagna
Get wrapped in bacon foreverThe Bacon Coffin
A tasty new look for springHamburger Eyeshadow

Picnic Pants Are Here To Help

The problem with most jeans — at least the stupid ones — is that they don’t have a built-in table. This leaves avid picnickers and leg-crossers with nowhere to rest their plate. Enter Pic Nic Pants, a brilliant/horrifying solution to your old tableless jeans.

So if you’re looking for the best set-up available when the party runs out of seats, and don’t mind looking like a complete tool for the other 90% of the day, then head over to Italian design company Acquacalda’s website and pick up a pair. Did we mention that there’s also a drink holder?

[link, via Buzzfeed]