The problem with most jeans — at least the stupid ones — is that they don’t have a built-in table. This leaves avid picnickers and leg-crossers with nowhere to rest their plate. Enter Pic Nic Pants, a brilliant/horrifying solution to your old tableless jeans.

So if you’re looking for the best set-up available when the party runs out of seats, and don’t mind looking like a complete tool for the other 90% of the day, then head over to Italian design company Acquacalda’s website and pick up a pair. Did we mention that there’s also a drink holder?

[link, via Buzzfeed]