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If your drinking just hasn’t been magical enough, the Unicorn Drinking Horn is here to help.
Designed to hold your most mystical of libations, it’s made of BPA-free ABS plastic… not an actual unicorn horn. Real unicorn horns only hold rainbows and elf tears… everyone knows that.
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Although it wasn’t on the list of vodkas we wish existed… Salty Caramel Apple Vodka is now a thing.
Brought to us by UV Vodka — the folks who answered our Sriracha Vodka prayers — the caramel apple vodka replicates the sweetness of a candy apple, with a little salt to help round out its assault on your palate.
Mix it with some cider and throw in a zombie hand to really help get into the Halloween spirit.
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Boring old sugar cubes just don’t seem appropriate this time of year. Get into the Halloween spirit while sweetening your beverage with Skull-Shaped Sugar.
Available in a mix of white and black skulls — either of which will look great on your sugar spoon. Especially if said spoon is also shaped like a skull. So meta.
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If you’re looking for a cool new pillow, and want to ensure that you’ll have dreams about meat, then the Sausage Pillow should be in bed with you.
Made to look like a tasty link, the pillow will add some much-needed flair to your existing meat decor, or perfect for resting on after a meat coma.
Whether you’d like to add some creepiness to breakfast or your cocktail, The Foodiggity Shop will help get you in the spirit. Check out a few items below, and Happy Halloween, y’all.
Hopefully this isn’t a sign of things to come… But, the Splash Cutting Board looks as though it’s bleeding off your countertop.
Designed to remain stable while you work, the surface makes a perfect spot for your cutting needs, or for some extra creative workspace. [$21.99]
If you have a scary holiday party coming up that you’ll be drinking at, or you need to make a Bloody Mary a bit creepier, the Zombie Ice Mold is here to help.
Made to look like a severed hand of the living dead, freeze and drop the giant ice sculpture in your drink of choice. Or, make a jiggly jell-o hand to freak out the kids. [$11.99]
Do you need to get a bottle opened, me hearties? Well, the Legless Pirate Corkscrew is here to help. Complete with a corkscrew for a leg, and a waiter’s friend and foil cutter for arms — this pirate is ready to open any wine bottle. Use it at your Halloween PAAARTY. [$14.99]
Sweetening your beverage has never been cooler or more macabre, than with the Sugar Skull Spoon. The unique scooping utensil provides the perfect way to eat your cereal — or to sweeten your coffee, tea, or absinthe. [$14.99]
Dressing like a pirate to your Halloween party? Well then, Mr. Originality… you’ll need a proper drink insulator with the Freaker Bonehead. Made to fit any bottle or can, the koozie will help remind people you’re a pirate. Even though you wore the same costume last year. [$11.99]
To help open your beer or wine bottle, the Legless Pirate Corkscrew — complete with bottle opener, corkscrew, waiter’s friend and foil cutter. Then, once your bottle is ready to drink, slip on your Freaker Bonehead Koozie. Dress like pirate and you’ll be a triple treat. [$24.99]