Until now, there’s only been a few ways to successfully chop an onion. One, is relying on knife skills and accuracy. The other, is to throw that tear-inducing foodstuff in a food processor, and massacring it into small pieces.
Thankfully, You Suck At Cooking has come up with 7 Ways To Chop An Onion. Although, most of these techniques are works of fiction and crafty camerawork — they’re worth checking out, if you’d like a good laugh and/or your food processor is broken.
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