Although they’re longer and a little harder to remember than the original, Honest Names For Food by Buzzfeed tell it like it is.

The brutal truth is that English muffins are nothing but “Butter Sponges.” And, let’s be honest, waffles are merely “Pancakes With Crannies.” Or, are pancakes “Flat-Ass Waffles?” Now we’re just confused.

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