Are your standard, lifeless hot dogs a bit too boring for you? The Happy Hot Dog Man is here to help.
An invention that we can only hope is a joke, the contraption sold via infomercial, will add meaty appendages and a disturbing smile to your encased meat. Simply insert your frank into the plastic iron maiden of sorts, impale, cook, and voilà — ‘it’s like a toy you can eat!’
As you could imagine, the commercial is equally disturbing. Let us know how your evening goes.