Happy Hot Dog Man Will Haunt Your Nightmares

Are your standard, lifeless hot dogs a bit too boring for you? The Happy Hot Dog Man is here to help.

An invention that we can only hope is a joke, the contraption sold via infomercial, will add meaty appendages and a disturbing smile to your encased meat. Simply insert your frank into the plastic iron maiden of sorts, impale, cook, and voilà — ‘it’s like a toy you can eat!’

As you could imagine, the commercial is equally disturbing. Let us know how your evening goes.

[available for $10.99, via Eater]

Author: Chris Durso

Creative professional and creator of Foodiggity.com. Graduate of The Institute of Culinary Education, beer drinker, coffee and condiment snob. View all posts by Chris Durso