Have you finished your holiday shopping yet? Perhaps like most, you haven’t even started. Either way, gift guides are all the rage this time of year and Foodiggity wants to help.

However like most holiday shopping, we threw something together last-minute and without giving it much thought. We also borrowed a few ideas from existing gift guides throughout the internet — so we’ve also just regifted. You’re welcome and Merry Holidays!

The Greatest Spoon That Isn’t a Spork
Supoon

The Supoon — the ‘sit up scraping spoon’ — is designed to rest upright to keep counters free from mess. The flat end is also specially designed like a snow shovel to help scrape up every bit of gruel. [$9.95 at Dreamfarm]

Monthly Pork Fat
Savenor’s Bacon Society

Already the gift that keeps on giving, bacon can be delivered anywhere in the continental US each month to the luckiest member of your shopping list. A Sausage Society is also available for the relative that you love a little less. [from $9.99 to $12.99 per month at Savenor’s]

Give the Circle of Life
Sunbeam’s Donut Maker

No longer will the donut lover on your list have to drive all the way to Dunkin’ Donuts. Now donuts can be made right in the comfort of their own home, without having to deal with surly cashiers and under-caffeinated assholes. [on sale for $39.99 at Sunbeam]

Too Lazy to Get to The Mall… There’s an App for That
Smartphone Apps

Whether they run with the Apple or Android crowd, encourage anti-socialism with the gift of smartphone apps. The smartphone-wielding food lover on your list can use an app to find recipes on the go, or to track down their favorite food truck. [app suggestions from NPR]

Brand Your Weiner
The Grill Topper

Show some team spirit by branding your meat. Most of the major colleges are available, and Grill Toppers offer burger branders and other sports themed grill products. [The Grill Topper]

T Time
Novelty t-shirts from Threadless

Everyone hates getting clothes for Christmas. Unless the article in question helps profess their love for cheeseburgers. And everyone loves cheeseburgers… except vegans. But then again, we hear that vegans hate Christmas too. [$12 at Threadless.com]

Drill The Wine
Bosch IXO Vino Cordless Screwdriver With Corkscrew Attachment

For when you need that wine open right goddamn now — this power corkscrew will get that Pinot open pronto. And you can feel better knowing that you’ve actually bought a screwdriver that just happens to open wine… purchase justified. [$60 at Amazon]

Happy Holidays everyone. Now get shoppin’.