Dimly Lit Meals For One, A Very Sad Food Blog By A Lonely Bachelor

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“Someone fed these meatballs after midnight.”

If we were to try to describe the opposite of a food blog, it might look something like Dimly Lit Meals For One. Consisting of one bachelor’s feeble attempts at providing himself a meal — the results are often disappointing-looking, somewhat sad, but no less hilarious.

When the meals are recognizable, they range from sad salads and carb-on-carb action, to burnt corn dogs and flagrant condiment use — giving us no shortage of culinary abominations. And, the bachelor’s descriptions of each dish are just as hilarious. Please feel free to point and laugh.

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[link, via Lost At E Minor]

Author: Chris Durso

Creative professional and creator of Foodiggity.com. Graduate of The Institute of Culinary Education, beer drinker, coffee and condiment snob.