Coupons that offer five-cents off your laundry detergent, or buy one jar of pickles and get a second one half-off, just ain’t gonna cut it anymore. Comedian Jeff Wysaski feels the same way, and has created coupons that might actually make a difference in our lives.

The unsanctioned coupons were planted throughout a grocery store, offering rewards such as “One Free Hug From Your Cashier,” if you spend $30 or more, or “One Free Piggyback Ride Around The Parking Lot,” if you spend at least $40 on flowers.

Wow, checkout’s gonna be awkward.

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