No time to mix flour and water to make waffles, or add bacon to a hot pan? No problem… Breakfast Floss exists, and is here to help save time during your hectic morning. Get 12 yds of the most important meal of the day, complete with some coffee in-between your teeth.
And you can even do this on the train — to not only get your bacon on-the-go, but to also help remind your fellow commuters that you’re a complete asshole.
[link, via Incredible Things]