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Don’t let his menacing metal teeth and sharp horns frighten you… The Beer Monster is here to help. Sure, he’s got a large mouth and scary horns, but they’re meant to be put to good use. Use his pie-hole to open your beer bottle, while his horns could be used for prying open cans.
Also, his little tail keeps Beer Monster upright, so he can keep an eye on your drink for you. Because he only has one eye, get it? Oh, never mind.
Poor little Beer Monster… All you do is stare blankly and open our beers on command. The least we could do is give you a real name.
So, in celebration of reaching 3,000 fans on Facebook, we’ve asked our fans to help come up with a proper name for our bottle-opening new pet. Not only will the best suggestion win a Beer Monster of their very own, but we’ll use the new name in our product listing. Head over there and enter in the comment section. Go!
Note: Although anyone is welcome to participate, we can only ship this particular Beer Monster within the U.S. Thanks.
Assemble a few friends, and kick back some cold ones with help from the Captain America Shield Bottle Opener. The preferred weapon of the most patriotic of superheroes — you can show some American spirit every time you pry your beer open. Even though most American beers are twist-offs. U-S-A. U-S-A.
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Do you still use your kitchen counter or dining room table to open your bottles? And, does your spouse want to kill you for all of the dents you’ve left in said counters and tables? The BROpener will help save your furniture, and perhaps your marriage, by turning anything into an actual bottle opener.
Simply adhere the BROpener to any flat surface, and slap open your beverage. The highly magnetized bottle opener will even catch the cap for you. The BROpener is currently in Kickstarter phase, but you can offer a pledge to make it a mass-produced reality. Your household depends on it.
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Lost amongst dozens of others in the same package, all the same color, and with no moving parts — little green army men would quickly become the least popular of your toys. But now, the army men are back, hoping to redeem themselves by helping to open your beer. The Army Man Bottle Opener takes advantage of the little green guy’s stoic pose — creating a great tool for prying open a cold one.
And, it’s made from sturdy die cast metal. So, don’t bother trying to melt this one outside with a magnifying glass.
[link, via GeekAlerts]
You’ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener? It’s the bottle opener that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs. Although we never could tell what the hell Han was talking about — one thing we do understand is that there are beers, and those beers need to be opened.
Even though this miniature version with a hole in the back won’t help save any universes, it will help open your beer of choice. And, it has a magnet on the back to stick to the fridge, or to hide underneath a Star Destroyer.
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