Bacon Toothpaste Now Exists

So it has come to this. We have now reached what we can only hope is the apex of misguided bacon-love. The sick bastards at Archie McPhee have added to their already ridiculous toothpaste line-up with the inevitable Bacon-Flavored Toothpaste.

The meat-candy-in-a-tube is available at Archie McPhee’s online store. Now how will I explain something like this to my kids?

[via Laughing Squid]

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