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The Bagel Store in Brooklyn wants to brighten up your morning. Their rainbow bagels are here to replace your boring beige breakfast rings — adding so much color to your morning, that you’ll swear they were spawn from the butts of unicorns.
Also available, is an arsenal of cream cheeses to complement your colorful bagel — including Birthday Cake and Cinnamon Toast Crunch flavor. Check them out here.
[link, via Distractify]
If you’re having trouble deciding which dessert to have in Paris, perhaps it’s as simple as choosing whatever matches your outfit. That’s what Parisian pastry chef, Tal Spiegel, does by coordinating confectionary works of art with his shoes.
The Instagram account, desserted_in_paris, is a feast for the eyes just for the desserts. Then, upon further inspection, we discover that the desserts are merely fashion accessories. See more below and over at Instagram.
Get your butter rolling… It’s the Lobster Motorcycle. Officially-titled Lobster Roll [nice!] the motorcycle was created by New Brunswick leather artist Timothee “Timo” Richard.
The outer shell took about two weeks to complete and wrap around a custom Buell Blast 500 cc street bike. The crustacean cycle cost around $6000 to create.
Our buddy, Tiny Hamster, is all set to go trick or treating — armed with the appropriate meme-inspired costume. Dressed as Pizza Rat (not the sexy kind) and accompanied by a few rodent friends, Tiny Hamster goes door to door, munching on gummy bears, candy corn and taffy.
Please watch this…
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Just when you thought that a McDonald’s sandwich couldn’t get any less appetizing, along comes this gray-bunned entry from McDonald’s China.
“The Modern China Burger” is a double pork patty with bacon, lettuce, tomato and Sichuan pepper ketchup. Perhaps an answer to Burger King’s all-black burger — the gray bun is colored with black sesame and, along with its beige pork innards, makes for a monochromatic assault to your palate. No mention what color it turns your poop.
[link, via Grub Street]