Here at Foodiggity, we proudly display our disdain for Yelp whenever possible. This makes the recent fake user poll by Urlesque all the more awesome.

As seen in the infographic of what Yelp users typically complain about, it has frightening ties to what the real data would probably look like. That is of course had they been able to get some of the mouth-breathers at Yelp to openly admit to their douchebaggyness.

And there would probably be a small percentage of those who like to complain about restaurants that have not opened yet.

[Urlesque, via Eater]