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Is Rice Krispiehenge the work of tiny druids, setting up a structure to help tell time, or to provide a setting for their virgin sacrifices? Or did someone have way too much free time at breakfast?
Either way, the puffed rice cereal structure is brought to us by Flickr user Laser Bread.
[link, via Boing Boing]
Still struggling with that slow and unresponsive ketchup bottle? Well, the Heinz Automato is here to help… sorta. The ketchup robot will speed across any table and conveniently deliver a powerful blast of condiment to your weiny.
Ever try to deep fry gnocchi? Apparently the little potato dumplings get mighty pissed in that hot oil. As evidenced in this video from Webstaurantstore, the gnocchi go on the attack and start exploding — leaving our host defenseless and giggling like a lunatic.
Having the general appearance of something actually spawned from hell, the Naga Viper is the new hottest chili in the world. It surpasses the hotness of the Bhut Jolokia, or ‘ghost chili’, by more than 300,000 points on the Scoville Heat Scale, and is rumored to be hot enough to strip paint. So, naturally it should be no match for a human colon.
Terrible covers of Lady Gaga songs are apparently not enough, and most have now moved on to copying her questionable fashion choices. Everyone’s favorite plastic fashion icon, Barbie, has even gone Gaga with her version of the notorious Meat Dress.
Brought to us by Entertainment Weekly, they feature Barbie in a number of Gaga’s outfits from the past year… including said Meat Dress, police tape coverage, and other various wtf-wear.
[via Buzzfeed]