The Perfect Dining Table To Help Avoid Conversation

Just in time for the holidays and the inevitable family gatherings, artist Michael Beitz has created the perfect table to help avoid any unnecessary conversation. Or, perhaps you simply hate your spouse — the table could come in handy all year round. Either way, here’s to a happier holiday, and a future of comfortable silence.

[Beitz’s site, via Inspire Me Now]

Author: Chris Durso

Creative professional and creator of Foodiggity.com. Graduate of The Institute of Culinary Education, beer drinker, coffee and condiment snob.