Remember Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? No? Well then you’d probably not remember the horrifying pizza combinations dreamt up by the group’s resident stoner, Michelangelo.

Not content with the standard cheese or pepperoni pie, the always hungry and perhaps pregnant Turtles, would dine on such pizza combinations as clams and peanut butter, pepperoni and marshmallows, and onions, butterscotch and anchovy.

A few seemingly reasonable adults from Cinemassacre kindly bring the TMNT-inspired pizzas to life. Mild hilarity and gag-inducing ensues.

[Cinemassacre, via Vulture]