If you’re not sure how pretentious you’d like your grocery shopping to be today, The Washington Post wants to help.

Trader Joe’s or Whole Foods? is a handy flowchart, that’ll help in your quest towards alternative shopping. It might even keep you from having to hit the Super Wal-Mart again, and could score you a deviled horn melon. Happy shopping.

[link, via Laughing Squid]