The FlaskTie, Drinking On The Job Made Easy

If you absolutely have to drink at work, and still have to wear a tie — first, we’re sorry. Secondly, there’s now the FlaskTie. Just fill up your work noose with your favorite tasty beverage, and you can imbibe 9 to 5. Or, whatever hours you work now, office drone.

The FlaskTie is available in an array of colors, and includes a six-ounce flexible TieBladder. So some refilling may be involved if you’re working overtime — again.

[link, via Gizmodo]

Stay Classy At Every Meal With Necktie Napkins

So if you’re going to make a mess of yourself at dinner, at least do it with some style. Necktie Napkins will bring some class to the table, or help keep the theme of a black tie affair going. And if black is a bit too formal, there’s a striped and polka dot version, for your more casual pig-outs.

[link, via The Presurfer]