Just in time for the holidays and the inevitable family gatherings, artist Michael Beitz has created the perfect table to help avoid any unnecessary conversation. Or, perhaps you simply hate your spouse — the table could come in handy all year round. Either way, here’s to a happier holiday, and a future of comfortable silence.
The Millennium Falcon Coffee Table is brought to us by the designers at R9. Officially titled the ’70’s Falcon’ to avoid the wrath of LucasFilms — the table is made from cold cast bronze with a retro wood grain veneer.
It also appears to be a one-off and is marked sold. Apologies to our coffee-drinking geek fans.