Rib Stain Camo

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We know how you feel… It’s rib-eating season and you’re dreading the excessive napkin use and dry cleaning bills. Well, worry no more, because Rib Stain Camo is here to help. Already patterned with rib sauce stains, the shirt will allow you to drip all you want — sans napkins and bib.

Bonus… Because it’s a cotton t-shirt, Rib Stain Camo is easily washable. Or, don’t wash it all, no one will ever know. Now we just need some Rib Stain Camo pants, and we can ditch the lap napkin too. But please, Rib Stain Camo… Can you make the pants with an elastic waist? Asking for a friend.

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A Fried Chicken and Waffles T-Shirt, Just Because

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If you’re down with the unsung culinary duo of fried chicken and waffles, you can now show everyone how you roll. The Chicken and Waffles Tee is brought to us by Pyknic.

The beautifully photographed and printed tee will not only help cover your torso with the finest food porn — it should help make new friends with a few hungry people.

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Mac and Cheese, Cheesy Friends Forever T-Shirt

Whether you’re into the instant kind, or dig the gourmet versions that actually use cheese — Mac and Cheese is pure awesomeness. Now you can show your appreciation for the most dynamic of culinary duos, with the Cheesy Friends Forever t-shirt by Philip Tseng.

Just try not to get any Mac and Cheese on it… that orange powder stains everything. Available in t-shirt form, or, as a too adorable to exist onesie.

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