Arm Yourself With A Venus de Wino Wine Stopper

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Want a fancy and statuesque way to cover and protect your opened wine? The Venus de Wino Wine Stopper should be plugging your bottle.

The resin and cork wine stopper, despite her lack of arms, gets the job done. Your new Goddess of Love will look great at any party, and will make you look like you’re really into art… and drinking.

Resin and cork. Classic. Armless. New at The Foodiggity Shop.

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Fat Statue of David

Michelangelo’s David is an irrefutable masterpiece. But if he was sculpted today as a commentary on the growing obesity epidemic, he might look a bit different, and the line outside the Uffizi would probably be a bit shorter.

The Super-Sized David Garden Sculpture gives us a more modern rendition of David — double chin, pot belly, cankles and all. Design Toscano was also considerate enough to finally cover up David’s manhood — which is probably not helped any by his new dimensions.

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