Now this is the droid you’re looking for. Brought to us by The New Wookiee Workshop, the R2D2 smoker is a modified 55-gallon drum — fully capable of smoking some ribs, or melting your Episode I, II, and III DVDs.
Concerned that the neighborhood ice cream man might be a bit creepy? Well, just be thankful that he’s not a dark sith lord, capable of luring your children into his truck with Jedi mind trick.
Star Wars Dark Side Coffee exists and is available at the ThinkGeek store. Because references to the ‘dark side’ were not tired enough, and adding to the arsenal of unnecessary Star Wars merchandise is completely necessary.
Sorry, Star Wars… But when it comes to our coffee, we choose to support a different evil empire.