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Perhaps if Darth Vader had used the tactic seen on Come To The Dark Side, We Have Bacon — Luke might have turned a bit easier, and he would still have two hands. More importantly, the alternate story arc might have saved us having to endure episodes I, II, III, & VI. T-shirt available at Thinkgeek.
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You’ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener? It’s the bottle opener that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs. Although we never could tell what the hell Han was talking about — one thing we do understand is that there are beers, and those beers need to be opened.
Even though this miniature version with a hole in the back won’t help save any universes, it will help open your beer of choice. And, it has a magnet on the back to stick to the fridge, or to hide underneath a Star Destroyer.
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Keep your coffee warm while you celebrate your geekdom, with The Yoda Coffee Cup Cozy. Crocheted to resemble everyone’s favorite backwards-talking jedi master, it’s brought to us by Etsy member CuddlefishCrafts. Fits over any standard coffee cup it does, keep you from burning your hand it will.
When you find your food’s lack of seasoning disturbing, The Darth Vader and Stormtrooper Salt and Pepper Shakers are here to help. The shakers are a limited edition item in honor of Star Wars Celebration VI — a major Star Wars geekfest.
Use them the next time you set your dinner table, or at your next R2-BBQ.
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When the standard tin Star Wars lunch box isn’t enough to show off your geekdom — the R2D2 Lunch Bag should do the trick. Not only is the insulated bag formed to look like R2-D2, but your kid’s new lunch vessel will light up and beep — just in case the bag itself doesn’t get the bully’s attention.
The R2-D2 Lunch Bag is 100% PVC and BPA free, insulated with closed cell polyethylene foam, and has a padded carrying handle.
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