The FlaskScarf For Stylish Neck Warming, Boozing

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Some time ago, we brought you the FlaskTie — a business casual solution to drinking at work. So, women… We imagine that ever since, you’ve probably been asking yourself why only men get to drink discreetly from their neckwear? The FlaskScarf is here, and it has the answers that you seek.

Made to be stylish and practical, the scarf contains an 8 oz. flask hidden safely inside, with access to your yummy booze coming from the scarf’s drink valve. Grab one and you’ll be feeling fashionable with an inflated sense of self-worth in no time.

The best part… If your mom likes scarves and booze, like most do, you can enter promo code ‘scarfmom’ before May 7th and receive free shipping and guaranteed delivery for Mother’s Day. So much better than flowers that have no liquor in them.

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This Bacon and Egg Scarf is Stylish, Hunger-Inducing

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Stay warm, stylish, and bacon-y with the Bacon Scarf and Fried Egg Brooch. Brought to us by NY-based scarf-maker Irena Rudman, the felted neckwear is beautifully-crafted and designed to look like a giant slab of meat candy. And, don’t forget the included egg brooch — because bacon without eggs is so gauche.

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Silk Bacon Scarf

Are you looking for the perfect pork-related fashion accessory, but find most to be rather gauche? Well, the Silk Bacon Scarf is here to help make you stylish, even with a slab of pork fat around your neck.

Officially-titled ‘Fou Lard’ — nice! — the scarf was created by artist Natalie Luder, is made of 100% silk, and is digitally printed to look just like the almighty meat candy. Fou Lard is available on the artist’s site.

[via swissmiss]