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If you’re looking for the ultimate toaster pastry, and your new favorite kitchen decoration — look no further than the Frosted Han-Solo Pop-Tart.
Actually a resin figure from Falcon Toys, the frosted Solo hung in your kitchen lair, is a great way to keep other breakfasts in line. Unfortunately, the Han Solo Pop-Tart is currently sold-out — but you can find out more here.
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Making decisions in the morning is hard. And, there’s no bigger AM struggle, than trying to decide between Pop-Tarts or cereal for breakfast.
Now, thanks to Mini Pop-Tart Cereal by Bustle, we can do both. Although the recipe is a bit labor-intensive, the end result is Pop-Tart cereal. And you get to fill them with whatever you’d like… this is your breakfast.
The recipe can be found here. Bring it on, morning!
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How do you improve upon the already perfect donut and the almighty Pop-Tart? If you’re The Donut Bar in southern California, you have the two join forces into one very large treat.
The Big Poppa Tart is the result of stuffing a donut with a Pop-Tart. And, if you’re thinking that this would make for an obscenely large food item, you would be correct. Using a few adults for scale, the Big Poppa Tart appears to be the size of a small toddler.
Although, most would agree that unfrosted Pop-Tarts are hellspawn, we think we can make an exception for this one. I Can Haz Pop Tart, brought to us by Pornburger, is part burger and part Pop-Tart.
What’s in it you ask? Who cares? It’s a Pop-Tart cheeseburger!! If you must know, I Can Haz Pop Tart consists of a smashed grass-fed beef patty with a bacon onion jam, melty cheddar cheese, in a buttery pop tart pastry.
Take that, Frosted Strawberry.
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