If you need a convenient way to carry a slice of pizza, and you’re tired of boring square pockets, then the Pizza Pocket Shirt is here to help.

The handy pocket could help free up your hands until you’re ready to tackle that slice, or you can simply make a fashion statement with your giant, triangular, grease-stained pocket.

Now, we’re not sure if the pizza shirt actually exists, or this is the work of someone using Photoshop for evil. Either way, you can always make your own. Get sewing… that slice ain’t gonna carry itself.

[via Incredible Things and Pee-wee]