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The Pirate Bottle Sleeve and Corkscrew Bundle Will Help You Pillage Your Next Party

ARRR you ready to open and insulate that bottle, me hearties? If you’re looking to drink like a pirate, or just talk funny all day, the Pirate Bottle Sleeve and Corkscrew Bundle is here.

To help open your beer or wine bottle, the Legless Pirate Corkscrew — complete with bottle opener, corkscrew, waiter’s friend and foil cutter. Then, once your bottle is ready to drink, slip on your Freaker Bonehead Bottle Sleeve and you’re ready to PARRRTY!! See… taking funny already.

The Freaker Pirate Bundle contains one (1) Legless Pirate Corkscrew and one (1) Freaker Bonehead Bottle Sleeve. Available now at The Foodiggity Shop.

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The Shakoolie, A Beer Koozie For The Shower

Real world problem… You need to drink beer in the shower again, and it’s getting harder to keep your drink cold in a hot shower. The Shakoolie is here to help.

Just stick your Shakoolie to the wall with its included suction cup, and let it hold your beer, while you finish washing the important parts. Shakoolies are also available in array of colors, which is good, because people who drink in the shower can be picky.

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Medieval Armor Beer Koozie

Time to get medieval on that beer with the Leather and Chainmail Beer Koozie. Brought to us by deviantart member DougFungus, the one-of-a-kind holder will protect a beer from an unexpected dragon attack, or will help fit in at a Game of Thrones premiere party.

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Charlie Brown Bottle Koozie

Made to look like the only shirt owned by manchild Charlie Brown, Freaker’s Peanut knit koozie will keep your beverage cool in style.

Freaker is a North Carolina-based company “on the forefront of keeping bottles cool and hands more comfortable.” As the only adult here, let me just finish by saying, “Whaa-whaa-whaa, wha, wha, wha.”

[Freaker, via swissmiss]