The Pirates of The Caribbean — a movie franchise based on a theme park ride — has grossed about a quadrillion dollars worldwide. So the face of the franchise, Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow, at least deserves his own cake.

Brought to us by Lara Clarke of Tasty Cakes, the Life-Sized Johnny Depp Cake was created for the Cake International baking competition in Birmingham, UK. The yummy captain stands about 5’5″-tall, and unsurprisingly kicked ass at the competition, taking home gold.

[link, via Happy Place]