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Jabba The Hutt, although a giant ruthless space slug, makes for some adorable eats. Next up, are Jabba The Hutt Apple Turnovers.
Brought to us by Jessica Leigh Clark-Bojin of @thepieous, the yummy Jabbas are created with only a few ingredients. Jabba’s rotund frame actually makes for a perfect pocket to contain yummy apple-filling. Just try not to get salacious crumbs everywhere.
[link, via Bored Panda]
Imagine how much different Return of The Jedi would’ve been if Jabba The Hutt, instead of being a ruthless space slug, was actually an adorable fluffy marshmallow treat.
Jenn Fujikawa of justJENN recipes gives us a glimpse into this alternate Star Wars universe, with the Jabba The Hutt Marshmallow Treat. With some carefully placed fluff and colored sugar, you too can have a Jabba just as adorable as any Ewok.
Come to think of it, in this candy version of ROTJ… Can the Ewoks be gummy bears that get eaten? Please and thank you.
[link, via Laughing Squid]
If you’re looking for a meal to satisfy the most ruthless and insatiable overlord in the galaxy, look no further than the Jabba The Hutt Shepherd’s Pie.
Brought to us by Yuki Kitchen, the hearty pie is actually vegan. So, you can enjoy it in your evil lair, while not threatening your slave-Leia figure. Recipe here.
When it’s time to kick back at your evil lair, do it with a Javva the Hutt Cappuccino with Han Solo Carbonite Cookies. Bonus if you can get the barista to dress like slave Leia.