The Shark Fin Tea Infuser Will Slowly and Hauntingly Steep Your Tea

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Just when you thought it was safe to make tea again… Along comes the Shark Fin Tea Infuser.

Designed to look like a Great White that’s on the prowl in your hot water — simply fill the stainless steel infuser with your favorite loose tea and let the shark do its thing.

By the way… You’re gonna need a bigger mug. New at The Foodiggity Shop.

1.8 in x 2.4 in. Stainless steel, silicone, and plastic. Brooding soundtrack not included.

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Death Star Tea Infuser

We recently featured another Death Star tea ball, but that was a one-off art piece that toyed with our emotions… Don’t they know that we’re fragile? Well, now the Death Star Tea Infuser is available for mass consumption. Perfect for the tea-drinking Star Wars geek, or anyone who takes their tea on the dark side.

The stainless steel and dishwasher-safe tea ball will be fully operational and available for purchase this Wednesday, 8/29. Just don’t call it a moon.

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Death Star Tea Ball

That’s no moon… It’s a tea-making apparatus. Designed by artisan craftsman, Timo Jousimo, The Death Star Tea Ball is a fully-operational tea infuser, made to look like Darth Vader’s crib. And whether you take your tea light or on the dark side, it could be a hit with any tea-drinking Star Wars geek. But unfortunately, the tea ball is an unlicensed one-off creation of the artist, and one Lucas Enterprises’ lawsuit waiting to happen.

Or, maybe Jurassic Park is more your thing?

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