If you still look forward to an inane message at the end of your meal, but don’t need the superfluous lottery numbers or language lessons, Fortune Cupcakes are here to help. With vague one-liners on the inside of your cupcake holder, you can get your end-of-meal encouragement — without all of the MSG. Hopefully there’s a message that reads “The cupcake craze will die soon.”

And if you’re into a little more advanced cupcakes, you can always go robotic.

[via GeekAlerts]